英语笑话大全

  • Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellTeache...

  • A history jokeWhat was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?Speaking Latin!Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you t...

  • A history jokeWhere did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!You mean you need to sleep at home too!Teacher: Class, we will have ...

  • A math jokeIf there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?None, they were all copycats!A history jokeWhat does the 1286BC incrib...

  • A history jokeWhat was King Arthur's favourite game?Knights and crosses!A history jokeWhere was the Declaration of Independance signed?At the bott...

  • What's black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!A history jokeWhy aren't you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps ...

  • What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is...

  • Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside!An ideal homework excuseTe...

  • When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!Why did the teacher put the lights o...

  • Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit down!A history jokeWhat was Camelot?A place where pe...