School collection 08
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A math joke If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? None, they were all copycats! A history joke What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate? The registration of the car that ran him over! Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between! A history joke Who succeeded the first President of the USA? The second one! A math joke Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once! |
