Jesus is Watching
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Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you" - said the voice. The burgler stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around. In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it. "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked. "Yes" said the parrot. The burgler breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?" "Clarence" answered the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burgler. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot's answer: "The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus." |
