英语笑话大全

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!Why did the teacher wear sunglasses...

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you o...

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away Teacher: Can anyone tell me how man...

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?Because he was dead!What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?A year older on his birthday!An...

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?His wife!What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?You can't ...

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?...

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!Mother: What was the first thing you learn...

Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!Teacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.T...

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!A history jokeWhy did Robin Hood only rob the ...

A math jokeI failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn't take algebra!A history jokeWhy was the ghost of A...