英语笑话大全

A ghost jokeHow did the ghost song and dance act make a living?By appearing in television spooktaculars!A ghost jokeWhat is a drunkards last drink?His...

A ghost jokeHow do undertakers speak?Gravely!A vampire jokeWhat do vampires think of blood transfusions?Newfangled rubbish!A ghost jokeWhat did the po...

A vampire jokeWhat do romantic vampires do?Neck!A skeleton jokeWhat's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?Marrow!A skeleton jokeWhat did the old s...

A vampire jokeWhy did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed!A ghost jokeWhere do ghosts live?In a terrortory!A ghost jokeWhat i...

A vampire jokeWhat happened to the mad vampire?He went a little batty!A demon jokeWhat is the best way to get rid of a demon?Exorcise a lot!A ghost jo...

A werewolf jokeWhat happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?He got ticks!A werewolf jokeHow do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?Th...

A cannibal jokeWhat happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!A cannibal jokeWhat do you call a massive witch doctor?...

A skeleton jokeHow do skeletons get their mail?By bony express!A vampire jokeWhat kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?Coffin medicine!A vamp...

A skeleton jokeWhat did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?I love every bone in your body!A werewolf jokeWhy did the small werewolf bite the womans an...

A ghost jokeWhat do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?Sheet belts!A ghost jokeWhat kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?Any old girl he can d...