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A ghost joke What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars? Sheet belts! A ghost joke What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Any old girl he can dig up! A cannibal joke Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses! A cannibal joke Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet! A ghost joke Where do ghosts go on holiday? The Ghosta Brava! A vampire joke Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted! A skeleton joke Why did the skeleton run up a tree? Because a dog was after his bones! |
