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A skeleton joke How do skeletons get their mail? By bony express! A vampire joke What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine! A vampire joke Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash! A vampire joke How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs! A vampire joke What do vampire footballers have at half times? Blood oranges! A ghost joke Where do ghosts get an education? High sghoul! A ghost joke Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home! |
