英语笑话大全

A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?Santa Claws!A witch jokeWhat do you call it when a witches cat falls off ...

A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?A chicken sandwitch!A witch jokeWhy did the witches go on strike?T...

A witch jokeWhat is old and ugly and goes beep beep?A witch in a traffic jam!A witch jokeWhat happened to the witch with an upside down nose?Every tim...

A witch jokeWhy did the witch join the football club?Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch that c...

A witch jokeWhat is old, ugly and blue?A witch holding it's breath!A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?Very worried dogs!A...

A witch jokeWhat do baby witches play with?Deady bears!A witch jokeHow do you make a witch float?You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and...

A witch jokeWhy should men beware of beautiful witches?They'll sweep them off their feet!A witch jokeWhat sound does a witch make when she cries?&...

A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch who drives really badly?A road hag!A witch jokeWhat kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?Charm ...

A witch jokeWhy do witches ride on broomsticks?Because it's quicker than walking!A witch jokeWhat are baby witches called?Halloweenies!A witch jok...

A witch jokeWhat do witches cats like for breakfast?Mice krispies!A witch jokeWho went into a witche's den and came out alive?The witch!A witch jo...