英语笑话大全

Knock KnockWho's there?Ahmed!Ahmed who?Ahmedeus Motzart!Knock KnockWho's there?Alaska!Alaska who?Alaska my friend the question then!Knock Knoc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Adlai!Adlai who?Adlai a bet on that!Knock KnockWho's there?Adolf!Adolf who?Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!Knock KnockWh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Acid!Acid who?Acid down and be quiet!Knock KnockWho's there?Ada!Ada who?Ada burger for lunch!Knock KnockWho's there...

Knock KnockWho's there?Aardvark!Aardvark who?Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!Knock KnockWho's there?Aaron!Aaron who!Aaron on t...

A wizard jokeIf a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?Out for the count!A wizard jokeWhat kinds of wizards have their eyes c...

A witch jokeWho went into a witche's den and came out alive?The witch!A witch jokeWhat is a witches favourite magazine?The witch report!A witch jo...

A witch jokeWhat is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?A witch with a drum kit!A witch jokeWhat goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?A witch in...

A witch jokeWhy won't a witch wear a flat caps?Because there is no point in it!A witch jokeWhat is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?A wit...

A witch jokeWhat kind of tests do they give in witch school?Hex-aminations!A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch that stays out all night?A fresh air f...

A witch jokeWhat is the witches motto?We came, we saw, we conjured!A witch jokeWhat do you call a nervous witch?A twitch!A witch jokeHow do witches on...