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A ghost joke How did the ghost song and dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars! A ghost joke What is a drunkards last drink? His bier! A cannibal joke What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home? ''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat! A cannibal joke What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride! A ghost joke What did the baby ghost eat for dinner? A boo-loney sandwich! A cannibal joke What is a cannibal's favourite food? Baked beings! ! A cannibal joke What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills! |
