英语笑话大全

Is that school food spicy?No, smoke always comes out of my ears!Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?I'm stumped!"It's cle...

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!What did Noah do for a job?He ...

Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!I'm no...

Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!Wher...

What kinds of tests do they give witches?Hex-aminations!Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, ...

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!What's a mushroom?The place they store the schoo...

Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"What's the matter with your dinner?""Can y...

What was that?Went down in history!Do you know the 20th President of the United States?No, we were never introduced!A math jokeTeacher, I can't so...

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?When they had lots of sleepless knights!How do bees get to school?By school buzz!How did you do in...

Why did the Romans build straight roads?So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did th...