School collection 27
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What kinds of tests do they give witches? Hex-aminations! Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa! What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates! What do they talk about? The good old days! Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick! Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince? Old King Coal! |
