School collection 25
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear! "What's the matter with your dinner?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!" Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else! A math joke Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy! Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage! |
