School collection 22
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Why did the Romans build straight roads? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend! When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave? Rust in peace! What famous chiropodist ruled England? William the Corn-cutter! What English King invented the fireplace? Alfred the grate! What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus! |
