School collection 26
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money! What's a mushroom? The place they store the school food! Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass! My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself! A math joke Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself! |
