School collection 30
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you! What did Noah do for a job? He was an arkitecht! What's that fly doing in my gravy? Looks like the breast stroke! Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time! Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was! |
