英语笑话大全

A witch jokeWhat name did the witch give to her cooking pot?It was called-Ron!A vampire jokeWhen do vampires bite you?On wincedays!A witch jokeWhat is...

A witch jokeHow did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?Tyred!A cannibal jokeWhat do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?They...

A ghost jokeWhat was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?"I told you I was ill"!A vampire jokeWhat do you get if you cross a vampir...

A witch jokeWhy did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!A cannibal jokeWhat ...

A witch jokeWhat has handles and flies?A witch in a dustbin!A cannibal jokeWhy don't cannibals eat weathermen?Because they give them wind!A witch ...

A ghost jokeWhat do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?Ban-she Ban-she!A vampire jokeWhat do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?...

A ghost jokeThis woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed her!A witch jokeHave you heard about the good weather witch?She's ...

A ghost jokeWhat happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"...

A Halloween jokeWhat do witches eat at Halloween?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!A vampire jokeWhat's Dracula's car...

A vampire jokeWhat's a vampire's favourite sport?Batminton!A werewolf jokeWhat do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?A whino!A witch jok...