Scary collection 01
A vampire joke What's a vampire's favourite sport? Batminton! A werewolf joke What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much? A whino! A witch joke Where did the witch get her furniture? From the ideal gnome exhibition! A skeleton joke Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with! A cannibal joke What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom! A ghost joke How can you tell if a corpse is angry? It flips its lid! A demon joke What do demons have on holiday? A devil of a time! |