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A ghost joke What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"! A cannibal joke Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people! A witch joke What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat! A Halloween joke What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved, they couldn't stir without her! A witch joke What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside? A witch dressed as a cucumber! A vampire joke Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck! A witch joke How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes! |
