Scary collection 05
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A ghost joke What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off? Ban-she Ban-she! A vampire joke What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break! A witch joke Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches? Because it was an 'appy rash! A Halloween joke Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his sister! A cannibal joke Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch! A witch joke Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen! A witch joke What has six legs and flies? A witch giving her cat a ride! |
