Scary collection 02
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A Halloween joke What do witches eat at Halloween? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie! A vampire joke What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit! A werewolf joke What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on? A wear-wolf! A witch joke Why did the witch go over the mountain? Because she couldn't go under it! A skeleton joke Why didn't the skeleton want to play football? Because his heart wasn't in it! A cannibal joke Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog! A wizard joke If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count! |
