Scary collection 08
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A ghost joke What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone? "I told you I was ill"! A vampire joke What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down! A witch joke How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods! A cannibal joke What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary? ''Stop playing with your food''! A witch joke What do witches race on? Vroomsticks! A Halloween joke How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel! A witch joke What's a cold, evil candle called? The wicked wick of the north! |
