Scary collection 07
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A witch joke Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge? She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings! A cannibal joke What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun! A ghost joke What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents! A vampire joke Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer! A witch joke Why did the witch give up fortune telling? There was no future in it! A Halloween joke Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party? Because the feathers were still on the chicken! A witch joke What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell! |
