School collection 21
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train! Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright! 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII! Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils! Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know! |