School collection 13
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see! A history joke Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing! Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith A history joke Why did Eve want to move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple! Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking! |
