School collection 20
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday! Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back! What tables don't you have to learn? Dinner tables! Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school! |
