英语笑话大全

  • Angry Rocket

    2023-12-05

    Why was the rocket hot in anger?He got fired!...

  • Pikachu

    2023-12-05

    How do you get Pikachu onto an aeroplane?You have to Poke-im-on!...

  • The Jellybean

    2023-12-05

    Why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to become a smartie....

  • The 5 yr. Old.

    2023-12-05

    An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no on...

  • Funny Joke

    2023-12-05

    Elisa:How do you make a tissue danceBob:How?Elisa:put a little boogie in it!...

  • Electric Train

    2023-12-05

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

  • Boondock Baby

    2023-12-05

    A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home...

  • I want to be six

    2023-12-05

    To Whom It May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax b...

  • Too much TV?????

    2023-12-05

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "...

  • First Operation

    2023-12-05

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What a...