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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, ...

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs. White said, &quo...

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and s...

Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there befo...

The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked...

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely b...

One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred ...

The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repea...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...