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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was...

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She shook it, held it up, and ...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decid...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother...

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think i...

One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her wh...

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread ...

A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies, "I don'...

Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I'm bored, every d...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They ...