英语笑话大全

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"? &...

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a ...

Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “Well, you've done the right thi...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun made...

Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother: “Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut“. Her mother, a little su...

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?" Little Girl, &qu...

As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to ...

Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says “Did Santa bring you that bike?“ ...

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The ...

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you...