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  • New Borns

    2023-12-05

    A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one is there with her except her brother. The nurse comes into the room after ...

  • At the Zoo with Dad

    2023-12-05

    A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his ...

  • Obsessions

    2023-12-05

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he obse...

  • Balcony Report

    2023-12-05

    Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the...

  • Outhouse

    2023-12-05

    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold i...

  • What That Was

    2023-12-05

    The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits...

  • Big People Words

    2023-12-05

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby ...

  • What Is Sex?

    2023-12-05

    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most...

  • Making A Baby

    2023-12-05

    Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy s...

  • A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms a...