英语笑话大全

  • Kill A Mouse

    2023-12-05

    The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and catches him putting on a condom. He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters &q...

  • Osama's Valentine

    2023-12-05

    Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's D...

  • Children Books

    2023-12-05

    HERE ARE SOME CHILDREN BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED: --------------------------------------- "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Ha...

  • Sunday Class

    2023-12-05

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, &...

  • Sex On Sunday

    2023-12-05

    Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on th...

  • Funny Faces

    2023-12-05

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday Schoo...

  • Spoiled Mother

    2023-12-05

    A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What&...

  • Peeing In Church

    2023-12-05

    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

  • Whiskey Lesson

    2023-12-05

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of...

  • Closet Secrets

    2023-12-05

    Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing i...