英语笑话大全

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the r...

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The ...

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the...

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been p...

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,...

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they ...

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather ans...

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, w...