英语笑话大全

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother resp...

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboa...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated ...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blo...

A Father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike. "Where did you get the money for that?" he asked...

It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher sai...

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thi...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are you i...

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size...