英语笑话大全

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one ...

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where...

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The follo...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine'...

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he po...

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl. "No." re...

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday Schoo...

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to...

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son ...