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Keys? Kiss?A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a...

爱思英语编者按：以下的超级搞笑的现象可能除了美国哪里都找不到的，让我们一起来边笑边学英语吧！1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.只有在美国叫pizza比叫救护车快。2. Only in...

爱思英语编者按：作为一名英语学习者，你掌握了多少英语成语呢？快来看看下面这些表里不一”的英语成语吧。你能猜对这些成语的意思吗？1. A watched pot never boils.[误译] 眼睛盯着看的壶永远不会开。[正译] 心急锅不开。2. Better safe than sor...

英语幽默故事：这就是区别所在That's the differenceA teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his m...

The Nice Wedding Gift漂亮的结婚礼物 We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to s...

爱思英语编者按：佛陀教你幸福：I want happiness! 我要幸福！First remove ‘I’, that’s ego. Then remove ‘want’, that’s desire.先去掉我”，...

Why Do You Ask for Help? 为什么要我帮你？Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!溺水者：救命呀！！我溺水了！！Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’...

卓别林和爱因斯坦间的搞笑英语对话爱因斯坦，被公认为是自伽利略、牛顿以来最伟大的科学家、物理学家，被美国《时代周刊》评选为世纪伟人”。查理·卓别林，20世纪著名的英国喜剧演员，现代喜剧电影的奠基者，在世界范围内享有盛誉。他们这样的两个人在一起会聊什么呢？Meeting bet...

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They're known for their love of sleep, so it's not surprising this koala was far from happy when it was rudely awakened with a drenching from ...