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A dog's chalkboard assignments
2024-10-14This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assi...
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I think that I'm a chicken
2024-10-16Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an eg...
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This dog is acting bad
2024-05-02While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man...
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Cat technical support problems
2024-05-02This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print ...
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Question and answer animal jokes
2024-05-02Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia.Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?A: ...
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9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange...
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Nine things dogs don't understand
2024-05-021. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your b...
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Buy alligator shoes
2024-05-02A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and a...
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Cow on train tracks
2024-05-02A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What's going on?&q...
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Two angry neighbors
2024-05-02Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For ...