英语笑话大全

John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary. &...

A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the...

Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and ...

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure...

A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. “Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play“, says the boy. “R...

A father was walking with his young son in the park when they came upon two dogs having sex. The boy asked his dad what the dogs were doing. He said t...

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we star...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwin...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa,...

A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, s...