School collection 02
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down! A history joke What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels! A history joke Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia? Must have been a duck family A duck family? Didn't you say there was a quack in it! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school A math joke Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! |
