School collection 04
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip! What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food! |