School collection 09
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A history joke Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet! You mean you need to sleep at home too! Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! A history joke Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted Mark Antony! Why does history keep repeating itself? Because we weren't listening the first time! Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer! |
