英语笑话大全

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics（化妆品） guaranteed to make her look...

Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty old clothes and no stockings, her hair was not tid...

Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inc...

Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days.When asked by the police for a d...

A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him.While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing（烦躁，发牢骚） and jabbering（快而含糊地说） all...

A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband.She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your...

“If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other.“ she remarked.“And if you tell a woman anything,“ he countered, “it goes in a...

The God decided to create "woman", and he should take a rib from Adam.He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: "Adam, enjoy the ...

THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error -- the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mot...

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent hi...