英语笑话大全

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...

Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. “Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?“ asked the doctor.“Breast fed, of course!“ rep...

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't...

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests. First, s...

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted b...

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where...

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to（透露） his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole m...

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mot...

A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? ""Too bloody right. Gee, how a...

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...