英语笑话大全

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she as...

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, where...

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: “...

A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."Her ...

There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o'cl...

Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi.One of the ladies said, 'Taxis are terribly expensiv...

Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me.Wife: Darling, give him another chance.丈夫：我要解雇我们的司机，最近有四次他差点害死...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that h...

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?""Seven...

Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy: Well,...