英语笑话大全

A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor ...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window an...

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said f...

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you are too late. ...

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲...

A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her all she had ...

In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth....

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your ...

Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics（化妆品） clerk. She showed him a $...

A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me one day. After I packed her favourite fish, I needed to write down the pr...