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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts goin...

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get i...

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now ...

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighb...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible!" says the doc...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pa...

A big –game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mothe...

A friend of mine, while visiting his mother in Florida, took her to a shoe store to purchase a new pair of shoes. While she was trying on different st...

Two sisters kept up a feud for 30 years. On Matilda's 70th birthday, Alice felt pang of remorse, but it passed.Yet later, when she heard Matilda w...