英语笑话大全

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a s...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are ...

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty spec...

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild, something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.S...

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really thin...

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo&qu...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband...

A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh,...

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.A few minutes later she repeated this ...

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all f...