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The local sheriff in a small suburban town was looking for a deputy. He posted ads in the paper, and sure enough, Lisa, a wonderful looking blonde, we...

A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from e...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the...

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over&qu...

A large store was having the spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was full of women who were eage...

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the States, he called her. "Hi, Mom," he said. &quo...

I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me.“She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return,“ s...

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a...