英语笑话大全

Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?John: Well, in the sum...

Teacher: What are the four elements of nature?Student: Fire, air, earth, and.Teacher: And what? Just think it over. What do you wash your hands with?S...

Our son, at age five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeal of delight, accompanied by excited remarks o...

Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Da...

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. ...

Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science.Students: If it weren't for Edison, we'd all be watching television by cand...

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a foo...

Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now he's in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but he...

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the den.Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then co...

While taking the 1993 census, I called on a woman who refused to state her age.I told her I was permitted to make an estimate. "I guess 85 is abo...