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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and th...

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for...

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blond...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: I'll have a B and C.Bartender: What is a ...

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to...

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he not...

CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.Assistant: What were you before?CEO: A multimillionaire.主管人：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。助手：以前你是什么？主管人：千万富翁。...

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.She s...

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the ...