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Blondes Say The Darndest Things
2023-12-05Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and th...
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Skip A Day
2023-12-05A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for...
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I Want To Buy That
2023-12-05A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blond...
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Ladies At The Bar
2023-12-05A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: I'll have a B and C.Bartender: What is a ...
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True False Exam
2023-12-05A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...
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Rowing Your Boat
2023-12-05Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to...
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A Naked Man
2023-12-05A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he not...
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Millionaire 百万富翁
2023-12-05CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.Assistant: What were you before?CEO: A multimillionaire.主管人:我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。助手:以前你是什么?主管人:千万富翁。...
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Slot Machine
2023-12-05A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.She s...
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Blonde Car Accident
2023-12-05One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the ...