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You Can Come Down Now
2023-12-05The cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停驻) at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narr...
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Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
2023-12-05Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.She did not drive fast, becaus...
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A Good Solution
2023-12-05A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitti...
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
2023-12-05One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...
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A poor man 可怜的人
2023-12-05"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."&qu...
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六还是十二
2023-12-05A blonde went into a pizza parlor(客厅,会客室) . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to ha...
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Wood Fire 森林之火
2023-12-05Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.““Does that...
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Raccoons 浣熊
2023-12-05RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had...
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Happiness in Dream 梦中的幸福
2023-12-05Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his ...
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The poor husband
2023-12-05"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...