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  • The cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停驻) at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narr...

  • Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.She did not drive fast, becaus...

  • A Good Solution

    2023-12-05

    A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitti...

  • One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...

  • "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."&qu...

  • 六还是十二

    2023-12-05

    A blonde went into a pizza parlor(客厅,会客室) . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to ha...

  • Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.““Does that...

  • Raccoons 浣熊

    2023-12-05

    RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had...

  • Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his ...

  • The poor husband

    2023-12-05

    "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...

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