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Knock knock.Who's there?Tis.Tis who?Tis who is good to blow your nose with.Knock KnockWho's there?Toast!Toast who?Toast where the days!Knock K...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toothy!Toothy who?Toothy the day after Monday!Knock KnockWho's there?Torch!Torch who?Torch you'd never ask!Knock Kn...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tripoli!Tripoli who?Tripoli play!Knock KnockWho's there?Tsongas!Tsongas who?Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Kno...

Knock KnockWho's there?Turkey!Turkey who?Turkey, open door!Knock KnockWho's there?Turnip!Turnip who?Turnip the heat it's cold in here!Knoc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tyrone!Tyrone who?Tyrone shoelaces!Knock KnockWho's there?Tyson!Tyson who?Tyson of this on for size!Knock KnockWho'...

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did! Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip...

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a beeBuzz off can't yo...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.So why did you come around then?Well, I saw this light at the window...! Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in t...

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!What sister? Do...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfort...